A Poem of EvilJoe when I saw you on the moving screenA Poem of Evil by TheDnDking
I only wanted to see you in pain.
But now seeing you between the covers,
I desire a much different punishment vein
To take a crooked blade,
And jam it into your good eye,
That would bring me joy,
As you beg to die.
For years you attacked young jack
For little more than a jelousy attack
But the tables turned and took your eye
But your evil did not die
But he found what all men seek
A joyus, happy life.
With friend a many,
And a ‘little singer’ to be a wife
But your shadow was cast
With a vile retched stink
And your plan was hatched
To keep this happiness his last
A battle of wits?
Don’t make me laugh
Your battle was nothing more than bits
Of lies and tricks and other falsities
As the pages of the book turned
I begged for a proper end
For Miss Arcadia to return
To jack’s arms once again
But because of you, your lies, your evil
No longer did she see him.
Because of you, your ego and your vile
For jack we sing a funeral hymn
The Void's Assault Part 7ZLEVEL: Jungle BaseThe Void's Assault Part 7Z by TheDnDking
PLAYABLE CHARACTERS: Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Ness, Lucas
STAGE THEME: “Fear Factory” (Donkey Kong Country)
BOSS THEME: “MewTwo Battle Theme” (Pokemon Stadium)
(Level begins as DONKEY KONG and DIDDY KONG enter a large military base they saw SEARCH MAN dart into. The primates enter and the PA system activates)
SEARCH HEAD 1, VO: Invaders have entered the base.
SEARCH HEAD 2, VO: Defend it at all costs!
(An alarm blares as swarms of Pantheons and other low level robots swarm the KONGS. DONKEY KONG and DIDDY KONG plow through. Eventually, the screen changes to the base exteriour as a large spider-like machine collapses and a fat kid exits it. Time freezes and the name “PORKY” appears under him. Camera rotates to a boy to a baseball cap and a blond boy. The names “NESS” and “LUCAS” appear under them respectively)
PORKY: You jerks. I barely got this thing.
NESS: You were the one who attacked us.
Okay, for those of you who couldn’t put it together, this is a poem written about the main antagonist of Jack and the Cuckoo Clock Heart/The Boy with the Cuckoo Clock Heart. Now, I hate many many villains. Really do. But Joe, after reading the book, sticks in my side more so than ANYONE. Won’t complain here for those who didn’t read the book but would like to (Which is something I very much recommend), but needless to say, for every evil drop in Joe in the movie, Joe from the novel has a gallon of it. So, since we have this evil bastard, I decided to write a poem about him. Hope you enjoyed it.
Opening Cheap Commissions!Guys, seriously, I need the money. I know you guys are reading these, they're literally five bucks for a commission. Signal boost it or something, will you?
It's as the name states. I noticed the prices of my commissions before were...pretty high, and there were way too many options. So I'm simplifying it because I need the money.
-Simple Sketch: $5 (a somewhat rough sketch, still has detail but isn't refined)
-Lineart: $8 (uncolored lineart, cleaner than a sketch; can be either transparent or have a white background)
-Cel-Shaded: $12 (fully colored)
-Multiple Characters: $3 per additional character
How to Order
-Note me with the information required using the template at the bottom of this journal. It's just so I can keep it organized.
-Once I accept the commission and we discuss payment plans I'll